May 2013
3 tags
tumbledore-:
Did you fall from heaven? Because have sex with me
cookiesituation:
foreveralone-lyguy:
If I was famous I’d just take pictures of the paparazzi
leonmcgann:
its weird how google became a synonym for search
“At fifteen you had the radiance of early morning, at twenty you will begin to...”
– F.Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (1920)
friend: why do you have 8 versions of the same song
dickfaerie:
adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic
lol.
haha.
youre so funny.
youre so hot.
of course i dont hate you.
2 tags
1 tag
dirkinabox:
Do you ever see a post on your dash and literally say “shut up” out loud
wurnbo:
did i allow u to have fun without me
tumbler-teen:
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
