tumbledore-: Did you fall from heaven? Because have sex with me
cookiesituation: foreveralone-lyguy: If I was famous I’d just take pictures of the paparazzi
leonmcgann: its weird how google became a synonym for search
At fifteen you had the radiance of early morning, at twenty you will begin to...– F.Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (1920)
friend: why do you have 8 versions of the same song
dickfaerie: adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic lol. haha. youre so funny. youre so hot. of course i dont hate you.
dirkinabox: Do you ever see a post on your dash and literally say “shut up” out loud
wurnbo: did i allow u to have fun without me
tumbler-teen: who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.